Pathan U.K gaya
Airport officer ne naam pocha
Pathan:
Umar Daraz Khan
Officer:
English me bolo
Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad:
Long Life Khan
Pechay sardar khara tha
wo bola:
I m beautiful red underwear
Officer:
What..?
Sardar:
Mera naam hai
Sundar Laal Chadda..